Crypto Hacks Fuel Memes of North Korea: Blockchain’s Biggest Baddie
Seemingly every week in crypto yields another multimillion-dollar hack or exploit – and with it, reams of memes about North Korea, the supposed culprit.
The hermit kingdom’s alleged proficiency in pilfering billions of dollars from crypto protocols has spawned a new category of Kim Jong-Un-focused comedy on Crypto Twitter, the industry’s sometimes moldy water cooler. These memes cast North Korean hackers as master strategists dutifully draining decentralized finance (DeFi) in their race to nuke the world.
funding secured for next missile launch pic.twitter.com/dF3XDnysk6— 찌 G 跻 じ 𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙥𝙖𝙞 of the 𝙃𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 (@DegenSpartan) October 12, 2022
Jokes or no, they’re not entirely wrong. The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) has raided crypto exchanges, cross-chain token bridges and companies of over $1 billion in crypto this year alone, according to research firm Chainalysis.
Read more: US Officials Tie North Korea’s ‘Lazarus’ Hackers to $625M Crypto Theft
These hacks have real-world implications: Officials have said the money helps fund North Korea’s nuclear weapons program. But in crypto, too, Kim’s shadow looms larger than ever: his hackers’ sloppy laundering of the Ronin hack through mixing service Tornado Cash led to the U.S. government’s first-ever sanctioning of a crypto protocol.
gm fellow US-sanctioned, DPRK state-sponsored hackers— db (@tier10k) August 9, 2022
North Korea’s crypto heists stretch back to at least 2017. But it wasn’t until late 2020 that memesters started memorializing them, said DeGen Ping, a pseudonymous market commentator who riffs on crypto Twitter.
“Then it revived with the axie hack earlier this year,” Ping said in a Twitter message. Now it’s full steam ahead: “People are waking up to the trend.”
The memesters aren’t waiting around for an official declaration of blame, Ping said. Now, every new hack and heist fosters new potential for fresh DPRK content. And there are a lot of hacks and heists to choose from. One tongue-in-cheek bingo board suggests crypto suffers at least one colossal screw-up a month.
“Nobody knows for sure but safe to assume [DPRK is behind it] until proven otherwise,” Ping said.
DeFi was the greatest wealth transfer from the world to North Korea.— DeGen Ping (@DegenPing) October 6, 2022
In the past seven days two episodes have sparked new DPRK memes: BNB Chain’s $500 million drain (a hack), and Solana-based DeFi exchange Mango Market’s $100 million loss (an exploit).
It may not be so far afield to drop the BNB heist at Kim’s feet; the incredible complexity that went into spoofing that Binance-linked blockchain suggests a state actor is at work. But the Mango drain, which saw an attacker manipulate the price of MNGO using tokens secured from a centralized (and thus KYC’d) exchange, is almost certainly not.
That made no nevermind for crypto Twitter. In the hours following the heist some crypto Twitterati speculated (using memes) that Lazarus Group hackers were to blame.
mango hacker when he put up that proposal https://t.co/QcoteNhI3T— shotta (@shotta_sk) October 12, 2022
At the root of these memes may be the same weird mix of the professional and the grotesque that Will Gottsegen, CoinDesk's former culture reporter says is the signature of crypto Twitter.
“It's sort of like, both the dumbest and the most important platform in crypto,” he said.
On crypto Twitter, traders can chase funding, influence, clout and fame by flaunting their wit, he said. Memes are a sort of currency in this space. DPRK offers a chance to relate crypto’s in-jokes to national security themes that actually matter to the world.
“In a way the DPRK memes are crypto Twitter’s attempt at public intellectualism,” he said.
Ascribing such high-falutin themes to, well, shitposting, isn’t accepted by all. One of the most prolific shitposters, the Twitter account for investor CMS Holdings, thinks the spate of North Korea memes is a function of people having literally nothing better to do.
“Think it's really just dull markets,” he said.